Things that I stumble upon...

I've been bloghopping for the past few days and I've stumbled upon a number of interesting blogs and entries but when I read joacs' entry in his blog, I just had to post it too so that the people I know could read it too. Its crazy. People think up with the weirdest things. Read on.

Things that make you go, "Ha?"

1. You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
2. What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?
3. Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?
4. In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
5. If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?
6. Try writing your name with your other hand. Where was that person raised?
7. What's the best time you've ever had licking stamps?
8. Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?
9. You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
10. Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?
11. If there's no I in team, why is there meat?
12. What was the stage name of your favorite actress before she was born?
13. Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?
14. Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?
15. Which is more important to you and why: flexibility or expandability?
16. What did you dream when you ate a spider while sleeping?
17. You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
18. Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:
19. The first time you had your shoes taken off - how surprised were you to see that you still had toes?
20. Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?
21. Try writing your name with your other hand. Where was that person raised?
22. When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
23. You've written a hit musical! How will you avoid having fame go to your head?
24. You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
25. How tall would you be if you had never cut your fingernails?
26. The hair from your last haircut ... what would it say about your new style?
27. Radio wire is often used to make bird nests. What station do they listen to?
28. Create a tagline for a new line of plastic bedsheets.
29. You've rented a sky-writer to propose to your significant other, but it's completely overcast. What will you do?
30. Chicken monkey shoes?
31. Come up with some possible band names for your group that features a washboard and a styrofoam tuba.
32. The wicked backspin caught you off guard. How will you play it off without losing your footing?
33. Which is more important to you and why: flexibility or expandability?
34. That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?
35. You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?
36. You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
37. If you drive on a parkway why don't they make the whole plane out of that?
38. Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
39. Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?
40. What kind of tape is best for creating a sculpture?
41. All of the phone numbers have fallen out of your address book. Whose number do you look for first and why?
42. Try making up the rules to a game where you tie knots in a yo-yo string just to see if you can get them out:
43. You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?
44. You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
45. Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?
46. What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through a garden sprinkler?
47. The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
48. Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
49. How do you pronounce the 'g' in bologna?
50. If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?
51. You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?
52. Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?
53. You've been entered in a shadow puppet contest. What's your best pose?